Obituary - A Favorite Stuffed Correspondentist passes on

The entire staff, support and sundry at "A Necessary Dash of Satire", the Universe's primary source of outdated humor informs its readers (in jovial undertones) of the passing on..and on..ad nauseam of everyone's favorite Stuffed Correspondentist, whose name has never been known to anyone. The above person was known to be a lover of non-humanity (in every unprintable sense imaginable). It is hoped (and definitely not intended) that there will a gathering of those who wish to hurl a few final choice insults at this unseemly passing on - which happened even as the above person had struck the publish key on the summary of the forever Penultimate, never forgotten New Year bash.

Another stuffed correspondentist shall be chained to the newly vacated desk, once the superexistent version of the previous correspondentist decomposes sufficiently to allow us to remove the chains.