An apology from the House

The entire staff, support and sundry at "A Necessary Dash of Satire" the Universe's primary source of outdated humor hereby tenders a very very brief apology for having suffered from an incredibly long hangover from the New Year's Day Staff Celebration which was held in the 3rd locker from the right in the Unisex Changing Rooms of the Gym-boring (the ONLY Health Spa for Robots in our corner of the Universe). Naturally, in our collective state of inebriation we forgot that the locker autolocks from the outside unless you endorse it with a robotic fingerprint which none of us possessed (hic.. err.. i mean sic).

O.K. boys, the apology is done.. now let the locker flow!